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cobane843: nicknamenyquil: queenevea: Damn cooking and dancing?! U know whatever she cooking bout to be fire! she’s ACTUALLY cooking. yassss, bitch, fuck it uppppp. Yup yup yup
khylinrhambo: actual pansexual character kissing heterosexual character
raideo: sexyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all this actually fucking makes me cry and laugh at the same time holy shit
hound-actual:stunningpicture: I found a photo of my Dad cooking a barbecue on top of a moving Submarine Just Cold War things
gifwiz: homemadeuplink: Our favorite mistress is back. This girl actually likes guys and is nice. She cooked for me and cleaned out my whole basement afterwards. Then let me creampie her. She pays half the rent. And for her my gym membership. Feminism
thepureskin: Heading back to university means saying goodbye to home cooked meals and luxuries like an actual bath tub.submitted by harlotswebb
punkassweasel: apebit: Suddenly craving shawarmas and manbutt. I actually have this weird fetish for guys wearing nothing but aprons. I guess it’s because it implies my ultimate fantasy: someone is going to cook me dinner and then let me fuck them.
actually sherlock’s probably ace at cooking when he really wants to be but this result has more adorables dinocuntasaurus: could you please try John being sick and Sherlock attempting to take care of him as well (maybe, possibly failing at it)?
deaduntildawn: Wow, 200th Post, it’s like i’ve actually acomplished something truly meaningless. Awesome!!
n8tivetongu3: the-more-u-know: skanksterrr: bryanthephotogeek: iwasneverasweetheart: cubbiemcprude: Time to get healthy. Damn I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. If you really want to step
drowningalaska: beckkyk: I’m actually in love If I had ovaries, they’d have exploded.
bohemea: thegoodfilms: Shame | 2011 The sex scene with Michael Fassbender and Amy Hargreaves pressed against the glass of a room window in Manhattan’s The Standard hotel was actually filmed above a busy street during the day. Spectators watched while
happypenisdudes: weed-stash: 815 notes? What the actual fuck? I think i have a crush
Yuck feah!“True to actuality and not your narcissistic perception of reality, this is a true muck fachine! I love this version of our female.and still She cooks, cleans, bears your children, entertains your friends, tolerates your mom, and still
ebonynsfw: Hot Ebony Girls Update Daily Finally a picture of a woman cooking with food actually in the pot. I Love It!!
can you believe this is actually the beginning of a porno(read tags)
dark-of-night-47: dirtygirl717: spankingnl:Touching yourself without permission? We’ll see about that… Mm, the only time I actually care about cooking utensils.
That moment when you realize your actual brother is a lot like Sans so that makes you…
jwpurdy: Today marks a first for my blog. I would like to give a special mention to Clare of bunnylov3r. I have been following her blog for a few months now and really enjoy it. I generally just see everyones posts on my dashboard but I actually went
coffeenectar:watching Studio Ghibli movies always makes me want to clean the house and cook for my family and do my schoolwork, all of the main characters are so upbeat and cheerful about doing work it’s inspiring
FYI….I look super cute right now. And I made up a freaking recipe for dinner! I never do that!
February 7, 2017 The first day since moving out that I actually fucking cooked something
anistarrose:after years of living with the twins barry actually picks up a lot about baking but remains a terrible cook, and after years of living with the twins kravitz actually picks up a lot about cooking, but still can’t bake to save his life.
twerkinbaby69: theheatofthesouth: 1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk. LOOK AT
asleepylioness: Lioness, Hehe…You knew this was coming. Sorry it’s so late. Now it’s time for me to get on some sweat pants, eat my leftover dinner from last night (I forced myself to actually cook and eat a real meal, which has been very rare
ayalaatreides: dynastylnoire: coffee-cow: keeperofthirteen: tastefullyoffensive: How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo) This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food. im going into shock Hansel and Gretel GPS
americachavez: do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
lifeofblink: princessfuckingprivilege: wtfsocialjustice: Submission: omg don’t eat food outside your culture mkay? It’s offensive. when my family cooks beef tongue, they are actually cooking Mexican food. yay! and it’s a real post too Don’t
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me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
jordan-reet: Oh I don’t want to haha. Well I didn’t know how much cooking we’d actually get done in that kitchen fantasy, but I really don’t mind cooking for you. Oh I thought you meant kitchen fantasy like the food would be so good it was
cobane843: nicknamenyquil: queenevea: Damn cooking and dancing?! U know whatever she cooking bout to be fire! she’s ACTUALLY cooking. yassss, bitch, fuck it uppppp. Yup yup yup
contrary to opinion…no, this is not how i am when i’m actually cooking LOL
lebritanyarmor: temptationrides: nicknamenyquil: queenevea: Damn cooking and dancing?! U know whatever she cooking bout to be fire! she’s ACTUALLY cooking. yassss, bitch, fuck it uppppp. Omggg! me .
gabe-the-fallen-angel:What actual friendship is like
paulidin:(via A Decade Of Doctor Who - YouTube) This video actually made me love Doctor Who all over again. Beautiful!
life-as-a-hotwifes-cuckold:Actually found pictures like this of my wife.Please follow us @ life-as-a-hotwifes-cuckold.tumblr.com for more hotwife/cuckold images. If it makes you hot, pass us along by re-blogging.
whyravens:just from that one time I actually made my bed.
kinksterparadise: Introduction to pegging she’s actually not pegging him…. she’s literally riding him.
disposablesmile: i actually finished my first ever ‘tumblr’ collage starring charlie kelly and it’s edited terribly. you are welcome. how much cheese is too much cheese?
holy-horny-hippie-batman: whattheworldisreallylike: patheticbae: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS is that a condom?? I LOSE MY SHIT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS! I think I found my best friend!!!!
I actually would have called her Vermin Supreme!!!
chrystalwynd: Oh, fuck. She had tricked me. My lesbian date was actually a Stone Valley futa. I was paralyzed from pleasure and couldn’t move. She was sliding her fertile futa cock inside me, stroking into me and letting me know she was knocking me
Reblog if you're one of the few people who actually like broccoli.
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I was actually successful at soft boiling eggs for once lol
nirv-asana: browngirlblues: Whoever said vegan food is nasty clearly has no taste buds or just can’t cook non vegans always wanna try my food and say that it’s actually bomb and I’m like “hah!” Everytime I cook it’s “mmmm smells
just-shower-thoughts: A hot pocket takes longer to cool down that it does to actually cook it
extremebodiez: I seriously doubt diamond is actually cooking anything but the booty is on point tho haha
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
dickprintbandit: quickweaves: aviholic: psl: I feel like this is the White mum who can actually cook a seasoned meal, and is probably woke on racial issues aesthetic Go awf Beth ! this is me Yas!
“I’m sorry, I suck at cooking!” No. Shut the actual fuck up. All you do is look at the instructions and actually do what they say.
quickweaves: aviholic: psl: I feel like this is the White mum who can actually cook a seasoned meal, and is probably woke on racial issues aesthetic Go awf Beth ! this is me
I just want someone who actually wants to spend time with me, someone who wakes up and actually texts me first. All I want is the cute relationships that I see around me all the time. Hold hands,cook for each other,travel etc.I want it all. The whole
badlandsemoji: before and after cooking pepe-roni pizza moschi-no-yes
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing,
AY ALL YALL BITCHES as it turns out, I’m actually a pretty fucking fabulous cook. I only cook two things really, but they’re pretty fucking good. My usual is enchiladas, but I learned how to make artichoke heart noodles and dey iz guud
guy: cook the SAUSAGES???? i thought you said cook the HOSTAGES.. haha that’s awkward.. their bodies have been grilling on the barbecue for the past 5 minutes and they’re almost done actually, did u make the mashed potatoes?
NICO CAN COOK WTF?!
The smell of meat cooking literally makes me nauseous
